Difference between revisions of "tuner (automotive)"

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* confused person tinkering with cars, suffering from [[KBS (Karl Benz Syndrome)|KBS]], [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|SPS]] and following [[eExpert]]s
 
* confused person tinkering with cars, suffering from [[KBS (Karl Benz Syndrome)|KBS]], [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|SPS]] and following [[eExpert]]s
* masturbating about performance “gains” based on placebo.
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* masturbating about performance “gains” based on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo placebo].
 
* [http://www.dictionary.com/browse/tuning meaning] of tuning in dictionary
 
* [http://www.dictionary.com/browse/tuning meaning] of tuning in dictionary
 
* better description of [[tuner]] - car modifications without reason and for show-off
 
* better description of [[tuner]] - car modifications without reason and for show-off
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==Symptoms==
 
==Symptoms==
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* large brakes, alloy rims, aerodynamic elements, turbo - [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|EVERYTHING LARGE]]
 
* no idea why they do it
 
* no idea why they do it
 
* unable to utilize those modifications
 
* unable to utilize those modifications
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* just for show
 
* just for show
 
* sub-optimal system
 
* sub-optimal system
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* black thick smoke from exhaust
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Latest revision as of 20:01, 11 June 2020

  • confused person tinkering with cars, suffering from KBS, SPS and following eExperts
  • masturbating about performance “gains” based on placebo.
  • meaning of tuning in dictionary
  • better description of tuner - car modifications without reason and for show-off



Symptoms

  • large brakes, alloy rims, aerodynamic elements, turbo - EVERYTHING LARGE
  • no idea why they do it
  • unable to utilize those modifications
  • others do it too
  • saw it on internet or heard from old wives fairy tales
  • no knowledge about modifications
  • just for show
  • sub-optimal system
  • black thick smoke from exhaust